Saiyuki Drama CD - We love Yakiniku

Story
This drama CD contains a story about the Sanzo ikkou ordering food at a yakiniku restaurant and free talk with the seiyuus.

English translation
[Sanzo]: Saiyuki Reload (exhales smoke) Special Drama CD [Ikkou]: We Love Yakiniku

(door jingles open) [Waiter]: Hi, welcome to Yakiniku Gyuumaru! [Gojyo]: We’ve got four people. [Waiter]: All right, four people. Take any seat you like in the back. (to the back) Four new customers, coming in! [Gojyo]: (to the others) Looks like they’re still open. [Hakkai]: We’re lucky a restaurant was open this late at night, aren’t we Goku? [Goku]: Yakiniku! Yakiniku! ♪ [Sanzo]: Quit that; it’s embarrassing. You make it sound like we never eat properly. [Gojyo]: But we ate standing up last night. [Goku]: And we haven’t eaten anything yet today. [Hakkai]: One is most likely to get fat if one eats a lot in the middle of the night... Sanzo, is here all right? [Sanzo]: Doesn’t matter where we sit. It’s all no-smoking. [Gojyo]: There’s a lot more no-smoking restaurants lately. Can’t they give us a break? [Goku]: Can’t you use your status as highest ranking monk to do something about that? [Sanzo]: ... Hmm, maybe I’ll bring that up with the Three Aspects later. [Hakkai]: You’ve begun to get crafty, haven’t you, Goku. [Waiter]: Excuse me. Here are your hot towels. There you go. [Goku]: Ow, hot hot hot hot hot! [Waiter]: Would you like any drinks to start with? [Gojyo]: You wanna beer? [Sanzo]: Yeah. [Gojyo]: Two of those. [Goku]: Coke! [Hakkai]: I’d like iced oolong tea. [Waiter]: Two draft beers, a coke and an iced oolong tea. With pleasure! [Goku]: He made me happy,* haha! [Hakkai]: I wonder where that phrase originated. [Gojyo]: Probably some chain bar... [Goku]: The first time I heard it, I thought I was being ordered to “Please, be happy!” [Hakkai]: Ahahaha, I see. [Sanzo]: I won’t be happy unless we order something. [Gojyo]: So? What’re we ordering? [Goku]: All right! I’m gonna eat! [Hakkai]: This is Goku speaking, so shall we order three large combination plates to start with? After that we can order what we like. [Sanzo]: Do what you want. It’s not my money. (stomach growl) [Goku]: Ah crap. I’m about to die I’m so hungry. Hey, Gojyo. Which bibimbap should I get ? [Gojyo]: You gotta pick your own bibimbap. [Waiter]: Thank you for waiting. Two draft beers and a coke, and here’s your oolong tea. [Gojyo]: Thanks. [Sanzo]: Nn. [Hakkai]: Ah, thank you. [Waiter]: Are you ready to order? [Hakkai]: Yes. Let’s see, first, we’ll get three large deluxe combos. [Waiter]: We have a choice of salt or sauce for those. [Hakkai]: Then we’ll take one plate of salt, the rest sauce. I’d also like two plates of salted cabbage. [Sanzo]: One plate each of Korean-style cold tofu and Kakuteki pickes. [Gojyo]: Also some chanja kimchi and pickled sakura. [Goku]: Um, I want a salmon oyako stone-cooked bibimbap! [Hakkai]: Oh, and one order of fatty pork, salted. [Sanzo]: Didn’t you say something about eating late at night making you fat? [Hakkai]: Ingesting collagen is important for the skin. [Gojyo]: You wanna order some kinda organ meat? Yamitsuki hormone (pork intestines) and tripe. Miso flavor. [Goku]: Long sausage! And basil chicken! [Sanzo]: Butter-roasted scallops and grilled shrimp with mayo. [Hakkai]: And assorted vegetables. Shall we leave it at that? [Goku]: Wait! One large bowl of rice! [Gojyo]: What?! You already ordered bibimbap! [Goku]: You need white rice when you eat meat! [Gojyo]: You are not normal, sheesh. [Hakkai]: As long as we make these unprecedented orders, we won’t be yakiniku regulars. [Sanzo]: Add chopped green onion and mayonnaise to that. [Goku]: C’mon, order some more; Sanzo’s treating! [Gojyo]: Ah, uh... nah. Never mind. [Waiter]: ... All right. Let me repeat your order. Are you ready? [Ikkou]: Go ahead. [Waiter]: (deep breath) Three large deluxe combos, one salt and the rest sauce; two plates salted cabbage; one Chinese-style cold tofu; one order Kakuteki pickles; one chanja kimchi; one pickled sakura; one salmon oyako stone-cooked bibimbap; one plate salt fatty pork; one miso yamitsuki hormone; one miso tripe; one long sausage; one basil chicken; one butter-roasted scallops; one grilled shrimp with mayo; one assorted vegetables; one large bowl of rice; and green onions and mayonnaise, will that be all? (pant pant pant) [Ikkou]: Wow... (applauds) [Gojyo]: We do this theme a lot. [Hakkai]: Ah, the people who haven’t heard the previous CD won’t understand that. [Goku]: Ah, I want another coke! [Waiter]: With pleasure!

(Meat sizzling) [Goku]: Gojyo! You’re putting too much hormone on the grill! It takes too long to cook, it’s in the way! [Gojyo]: You’re the one dumping so much meat on the grill the fire’s dying down, idiot! [Goku]: You’re the one who stole the meat I was carefully grilling! And don’t call me an idiot, idiot! [Gojyo]: Whaddya mean, ‘carefully grilling’?! You’re the one who’s eating everything! If anyone’s gonna have a meat grudge, it should be me! [Sanzo]: Shut up already and move your chopsticks. The table’s crowded. [Hakkai]: I just noticed... Don’t we have a problem with the power balance? Perhaps Goku and Gojyo can’t fit all their meat on the grill because they’re using the same one? [Goku]: Oh. [Gojyo]: Ok then... Sanzo, switch seats. [Sanzo]: I refuse. I couldn’t take it if my grill became as chaotic as yours. [Gojyo]: ... You micro-manager**! [Hakkai]: There’s philosophy even on the grill. [Goku]: Talking about philosophy’s good an’ all, but your guys’ grill is really smoky... (sizzle!) [Sanzo]: ... Hakkai. Quit laying on the fatty pork. [Gojyo]: He acts like a herbivore, but he’s actually really a carnivore. [Hakkai]: How rude. The only meat I like unconditionally is pork. [Goku]: Huh? But Hakkai, aren’t you a pig youkai...? [Gojyo]: Attack!! (bam! Dishes rattle) [Goku]: Ow ow! What was that for, Gojyo?! [Gojyo]: (whispering) ‘Cause you say stuff that’ll get us killed! [Sanzo]: (under his breath) The kappa’s right for once. [Hakkai]: Did you say something? (Fwoosh!) [Goku]: Waagh! Ha-Hakkai! There’s a pillar of fire comin’ outta your grill! [Hakkai]: Oh my. [Gojyo]: The meat’s burning. Take it off the grill already. [Sanzo]: Didn’t I tell you not to put only pork on? [Waiter]: Um, excuse me. We’re taking last orders now. [Goku]: What?! Already?! [Hakkai]: It is almost 3:00. [Gojyo]: Let’s see, in that case... Add on one sesame green onion cold noodle bowl. [Goku]: I want that too! [Hakkai]: Then we’ll take two of those. What about you, Sanzo? [Sanzo]: Deluxe chocolate mont blanc. [Goku]: I want that too! [Hakkai]: Then we’ll take two of those as well. And I’d like an additional plate of fatty pork. [Goku]: I’ll pass on that. [Hakkai]: Goku’s gotten cold recently. [Gojyo]: Kids grow up looking at the backs of adults, yanno. [Sanzo]: He’s been surprisingly cold from way before. [Waiter]: So that’s two sesame green onion cold noodle bowls; two deluxe chocolate mont blancs; and one fatty pork. Will that be all? [Goku]: Ah! Another coke! [Waiter]: With pleasure!

(sizzle...) [Gojyo]: (whispering) Hey... [Hakkai]: (whispering) Yes? [Gojyo]: (whispering) That couple sitting over there, they’ve been bothering me for a while. [Hakkai]: (whispering) Ah... I was starting to get concerned as well. [Goku]: Huh? Where? (stands) Hm? Hm? [Sanzo]: (whispering) Don’t stand up and look, idiot. [Gojyo]: (whispering) Whoa whoa whoa! The lady’s started crying! [Goku]: Maybe we shouldn’t be so loud. [Hakkai]: (whispering) That would be unnatural. It would probably make her feel worse if we suddenly quieted down. [Sanzo]: (softly) The man is obviously a host. [Gojyo]: (softly) You’re staring too hard, Sanzo. (splash!) [Ikkou]: (softly) Whoa! [Goku]: (softly) The guy just got a cup of water tossed at him! [Sanzo]: (softly) I’ve only seen that in dramas... [Gojyo]: (softly) Its surprisingly painful when ice gets in your shirt. [Hakkai]: (softly) We’ve got someone with experience here, Sanzo. (door jingles open, then closed) [Waiter]: Thank you very much! Please come again! [Gojyo]: Nah, that girl’s not comin’ back. [Hakkai]: There’s all sorts of dramas, eating in restaurants late at night. [Gojyo]: Oh yeah, they say that the couple that goes to yakiniku is definitely in a physical relationship. [Sanzo]: How should I know? [Hakkai]: That’s not always the case. One manga-ka always discusses work with her editor-in-chief while eating yakiniku, apparently. [Gojyo]: Hah. That’s a completely un-sexy story. [Goku]: But y’know, isn’t 4 guys eating yakiniku in the middle of the night even more un-sexy? [Gojyo]: ...Ah, ugh... [Hakkai]: ... Aah... [Sanzo]: ... Hm... (sizzle, sizzle) [Gojyo]: Hey monkey. How’re you gonna fix this atmosphere? [Goku]: Sorry. [Sanzo]: Don’t apologize. [Waiter]: Thank you for waiting. Here are your sesame green onion cold noodles, your fatty pork, and your deluxe chocolate mont blancs. [Hakkai]: But really, what will we do after this? I doubt we could get an inn this late at night. [Gojyo]: I really don’t wanna set up camp in the middle of the night. [Waiter]: Umm... [Ikkou]: Huh? [Waiter]: There’s a karaoke box across the street, if you’re okay with that. [Goku, Gojyo, Hakkai]: ... Ah... uh....... [Sanzo]: (exhales smoke) ... That’s not a bad idea. [Goku]: (softly) There is is. [Hakkai]: (softly) So after the meat is a mic, huh? [Gojyo]: (softly) This’s Sanzo we’re talkin’ about here; he’s gonna keep goin’ all night for sure! [Sanzo]: If you don’t like it you can camp out and I’ll go by myself. [Goku]: Whaaaat? [Gojyo]: Yeah, but, y’know... [Sanzo]: Are you going or not? Make up your minds. [Waiter]: If you’re going, we’ll give you a coupon. [Goku, Gojyo, Hakkai]: With pleasure...


 * In this case, the waiter’s “yorokonde [よろこんで]” means “with pleasure”, but it can also be translated as the command to “be pleased”.
 * Gojyo calls Sanzo a ‘nabe bugyou [なべぶぎょう]’, the person in charge of making sure everything is cooked properly.

Credits

 * translation from konnyakuhonyaku of livejournal.